Dear University I attend,
Why when you finally offer a history class that's remotely focused on the medieval period, does the class have to be on a Saturday?
Also please to stop making the interesting classes in the English department 5000 level? I want to take that class on Chaucer's Literary Geography.
I would like to thank you for allowing me to charge my prescription to my college account.
Stop taking all my money.
Please stop having fun. No fun allowed on a school night. Wait one more bloody day will you.
You can keep your shirts off by the way.
Wishing you all looked at least the drinking age, so I wouldn't feel so much like a dirty old woman,
No one but you will probably notice that you'll be wearing the wrong period clothing when you show up for the roleplaying as Eleanor of Aquitaine
. You do not have the money to buy something or the skill to make something.
Deal with it.
Your Bank Account