Talk Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy, there you mangey rapscalions! It be talk like a pirate day*!

In honor of this here day, I be telling you a pirate joke:

Why couldn't the boy see the Pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

Be sharing your pirate jokes with me, me hearties.


*Which I observed by speaking Middle English and will further celebrate by playing Monkey Island.